freebird
07-05-2008, 07:21 PM
A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yea. Well, so does Hillary Clinton!
So there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands...
... when a truck hit us.
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal drunk.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-
spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yea. Well, so does Hillary Clinton!
So there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands...
... when a truck hit us.