x_z_1
06-17-2008, 10:24 PM
Since everyone loved my hormone joke so much here are a few more:
What did the chemist say to the microbiologist?
-gee, your kinda small
Why don't mathematicians ever go to the beach?
-all they need is sine and cosine to get a tan.
A biologist, physicist, and a mathematician were watching people enter a bar. Two people entered and three came out. The biologist said "two went in and three came out, therefore they reproduced." The physicist said "two went in and three came out- that is within an acceptable margin of error". The mathematician said "If one more goes in we will be back at zero".
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
What did the chemist say to the microbiologist?
-gee, your kinda small
Why don't mathematicians ever go to the beach?
-all they need is sine and cosine to get a tan.
A biologist, physicist, and a mathematician were watching people enter a bar. Two people entered and three came out. The biologist said "two went in and three came out, therefore they reproduced." The physicist said "two went in and three came out- that is within an acceptable margin of error". The mathematician said "If one more goes in we will be back at zero".
Thank you, I'll be here all week.