PottyDoctor
02-26-2007, 06:40 PM
Hallmark Cards....The Ones You'll Probably Never See!
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you…
I've changed my mind.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you…
I've changed my mind.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
:whacky098 whacky097 :whacky098 whacky097 :whacky098 whacky097 :whacky098 whacky097 :whacky098 whacky097 :whacky098