911 emergency

[teenagefrank]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US I-95, just outside of Washington

DC . Nothing is moving North or South. Suddenly, a man knocks on his

window.



The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the

hold-up?"



"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill

O'Reilly, Bill Crystal, Rush Limbaugh, and Anne Coulter. They are

demanding a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them

with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking

up a collection."



The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"



"About a gallon."
:eek:

[Sejanus]

:rofl

[moviemaniac]

here's two gallons from me :rofl


just kidding................................... I'm giving a nickle ;)

[Bronco]

Be cautious, We don't want this thread to go bad!

[moviemaniac]

Yeah, let's keep this civil, folks!

[alphage]

That was better than I thought it would be.

[Cutthroat_trout]

I don't get it ?;)

[Michael]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US I-95, just outside of Washington DC . Nothing is moving North or South.

I don't get it ?;)

Lee, it works like this...traffic in DC is horrible. The above happens twice every day, sometimes more! You live there, you should know this!


:D

[goatshaver]

Be cautious, We don't want this thread to go bad!
Aw, c'mon, that was funny! I love Ann Coulter and Rush and still thought it was funny...especially in DC!

[freebird]

heard that one, only it was with Bill Clinton, Hillary, Al Gore and Janet Reno. :scared001