freebird
05-10-2008, 12:47 AM
An elderly ham and his XYL were on a cruise and it was really
stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat
watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the
old woman overboard. They searched for days and
couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old ham back
to shore with the promise that he would notify him as
soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and
finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck
and attached to her posterior was an oyster and in it was a
pearl worth $50,000 . .please advise"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait
the trap!"
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Q: How do you greet a ham radio operator?
A. With a short wave.
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REWARD OFFERED
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information
leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity
This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary
cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.
He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named
Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules
He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If
encountered, he may offer series of resistance.
Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a
Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass
The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in
a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit
He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy
current who was playing a harmonic
stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat
watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the
old woman overboard. They searched for days and
couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old ham back
to shore with the promise that he would notify him as
soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and
finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at
the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck
and attached to her posterior was an oyster and in it was a
pearl worth $50,000 . .please advise"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait
the trap!"
---------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you greet a ham radio operator?
A. With a short wave.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
REWARD OFFERED
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information
leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal - Hop-A-Long Capacity
This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary
cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.
He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named
Millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules
He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. If
encountered, he may offer series of resistance.
Capacity is also charged with driving dc motor over a
Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass
The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in
a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit
He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy
current who was playing a harmonic