rsrick
04-29-2008, 07:42 PM
A guy from Ontario died and woke up in hell. He looked around and figured that it wasn't too bad. He would walk around with a smile and chatted with all the other residents.
One day Satan saw him smiling and feeling that this guy was far too happy decided that he would try to make him miserable. Satan turned the heat up a little bit only to notice that the guy was still pretty happy. So up the heat went again. The other residents started to complain but the guy continued to smile and walk around without a care.
Up went the heat again. The guy laid back on a rock enjoying the extra heat and commented to everyone within earshot about how nice it was.
At this point Satan became very agitated so turned the heat up as high as it would go. Everyone else but this guy from Ontario were collasping and didn't have the energy to do anything.
"Nothing was getting through to this guy" thought Satan "hmmmm ... I have an idea. I'll turn the heat off!" So Satan turned the furnaces of hell off and caused everything to ice up and get very cold, very quickly. Off in the distance, Satan heard the guy from Ontario whooping and hollaring and jumping around and very very happy. Satan walked up to the guy and asked him why he was so happy, to which the guy replied "the Leaf's won the Cup, the Leaf's won the Cup!". :D
(I am a long suffering Leaf's fan ... gotta find some humour in the situation :o)
One day Satan saw him smiling and feeling that this guy was far too happy decided that he would try to make him miserable. Satan turned the heat up a little bit only to notice that the guy was still pretty happy. So up the heat went again. The other residents started to complain but the guy continued to smile and walk around without a care.
Up went the heat again. The guy laid back on a rock enjoying the extra heat and commented to everyone within earshot about how nice it was.
At this point Satan became very agitated so turned the heat up as high as it would go. Everyone else but this guy from Ontario were collasping and didn't have the energy to do anything.
"Nothing was getting through to this guy" thought Satan "hmmmm ... I have an idea. I'll turn the heat off!" So Satan turned the furnaces of hell off and caused everything to ice up and get very cold, very quickly. Off in the distance, Satan heard the guy from Ontario whooping and hollaring and jumping around and very very happy. Satan walked up to the guy and asked him why he was so happy, to which the guy replied "the Leaf's won the Cup, the Leaf's won the Cup!". :D
(I am a long suffering Leaf's fan ... gotta find some humour in the situation :o)