teenagefrank
04-16-2008, 03:29 PM
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was
very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my
troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in
the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love , Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
Later, That same day the old man received a telegram from
his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie :o:o:o
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was
very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in
prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my
troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in
the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love , Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
Later, That same day the old man received a telegram from
his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie :o:o:o