Bronco
03-22-2008, 01:38 PM
INFAMOUS WAL-MART MURDER!
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an
unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve
both problems by taking out a large insurance policy
on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then
arranging t o have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with
a nefarious dark-side underworld figure that went by
the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the
husband that his going price for snuffing out a
spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount,
but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he
could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up
front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the
single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed
to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty
deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to
Wal-Mart, found her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor........the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder
scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses
behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the
produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings
were captured by the hidden security cameras &
observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police.
Artie was caught & arrested before he could even
leave the store. Under intense questioning at the
police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid
plan; including his unusual financial arrangements
with the hapless husband who was also quickly
The next day in the newspaper,
the headline declared ...
(You're going to hate me for this ... )
'ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT WAL-MART!'
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an
unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve
both problems by taking out a large insurance policy
on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then
arranging t o have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with
a nefarious dark-side underworld figure that went by
the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to the
husband that his going price for snuffing out a
spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount,
but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he
could collect his wife's insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up
front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the
single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed
to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty
deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to
Wal-Mart, found her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor........the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder
scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses
behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the
produce manager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings
were captured by the hidden security cameras &
observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police.
Artie was caught & arrested before he could even
leave the store. Under intense questioning at the
police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid
plan; including his unusual financial arrangements
with the hapless husband who was also quickly
The next day in the newspaper,
the headline declared ...
(You're going to hate me for this ... )
'ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT WAL-MART!'