teenagefrank
03-06-2008, 12:51 PM
We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your
wife," said one trooper.
>
> "Tell me! Did yo u find her?" Rice shouted.
>
> "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?"
>
> Fearing the worst, Rice said, "Give me the bad news first."
>
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rt. 90
Bridge."
>
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"
>
> The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 jumbo blue crabs and 6 number one blue crabs on her."
>
> Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news? The trooper said,
> "Were pulling her up again Tommorrow":eek::eek:
>
wife," said one trooper.
>
> "Tell me! Did yo u find her?" Rice shouted.
>
> "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
news. Which do you want to hear first?"
>
> Fearing the worst, Rice said, "Give me the bad news first."
>
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rt. 90
Bridge."
>
> "Oh my God!" exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"
>
> The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 jumbo blue crabs and 6 number one blue crabs on her."
>
> Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news? The trooper said,
> "Were pulling her up again Tommorrow":eek::eek:
>