teenagefrank
02-04-2008, 09:53 PM
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
> beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, 'For being such an
> exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this
> time, I will grant you each a wish.' Oh, I want to travel around the world
> with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
> tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
>
> The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
> opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
> is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were
> deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
>
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
> old.
>
> The moral of this story: Men, who are ungrateful bastards, should remember
> fairies are female.
:eek::eek:
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
> beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, 'For being such an
> exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this
> time, I will grant you each a wish.' Oh, I want to travel around the world
> with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
> tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
>
> The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
> opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
> is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were
> deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
>
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
> old.
>
> The moral of this story: Men, who are ungrateful bastards, should remember
> fairies are female.
:eek::eek: