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seamus402
02-04-2008, 03:53 PM
After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in
quite sometime.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders
and neck,slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just
over her lower stomach.

He placed his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over
her buttocks and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over to his side, and became silent. A s
she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, "Honey, that was wonderful.... Why did you stop?"

Oh,I found the remote," he mumbled.

Queen of Blades
02-04-2008, 04:09 PM
:)

Dang writers strike.

moviemaniac
02-04-2008, 04:46 PM
:)

Dang writers strike.
You mean to say you're familiar with the situation?


Only kiddin ;)


:rofl :rofl :rofl

Queen of Blades
02-04-2008, 04:55 PM
You mean to say you're familiar with the situation?


No, re-runs.

That situation would never happen to me. I'm hot, remember? :p

:D

moviemaniac
02-04-2008, 05:32 PM
No, re-runs.

That situation would never happen to me. I'm hot, remember? :p

:D
Oh, yeah, now I remember :D

How could I have forgotten that, your Highness :1respect

IsaacRN
02-04-2008, 07:24 PM
No, re-runs.

That situation would never happen to me. I'm hot, remember? :p

:D

+1

Queen of Blades
02-04-2008, 08:51 PM
+1

To all of it, Isaac? :rofl

IsaacRN
02-04-2008, 08:53 PM
i +1'd to what I quoted in my post :P

Well the last part anyway

Queen of Blades
02-04-2008, 09:24 PM
i +1'd to what I quoted in my post :P

Well the last part anyway

You're hot?? :rofl

IsaacRN
02-04-2008, 09:29 PM
your not to familiar with how a +1 goes are you

Queen of Blades
02-04-2008, 09:38 PM
your not to familiar with how a +1 goes are you

Sure I am. :p

IsaacRN
02-04-2008, 09:40 PM
Uh Huh

rick
02-05-2008, 03:53 AM
No, re-runs.

That situation would never happen to me. I'm hot, remember? :p

:D


You dont have air conditioning in Vir-ginnie-a ??

Queen of Blades
02-05-2008, 03:54 AM
You dont have air conditioning in Vir-ginnie-a ??

Nope. :)