Issy
01-30-2008, 01:07 AM
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived in a
casino and >bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of
the dice. She >said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
> >
> >With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come >on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
> >
> >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down.... and
squealed..."YES! >YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the
dealers...and then picked up her >winnings and her clothes, and
quickly departed.
> >
> >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, >"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know...I thought you were >watching."
> >
> >Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid.
> >
> >Not all blondes are dumb.
> >
> But all men.......are men.
Issy
>
casino and >bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of
the dice. She >said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."
> >
> >With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come >on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
> >
> >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down.... and
squealed..."YES! >YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the
dealers...and then picked up her >winnings and her clothes, and
quickly departed.
> >
> >The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, >"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know...I thought you were >watching."
> >
> >Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid.
> >
> >Not all blondes are dumb.
> >
> But all men.......are men.
Issy
>