Bronco
01-18-2008, 07:22 PM
Why does a round pizza only come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?