Mystery Soap Giveaway

[Mama Bear]

I have 12 tubs of 'mystery' soap.... I forgot to put labels on them and forgot which FO I used........

What should we do with them?? :D

[Michael]

I have 12 tubs of 'mystery' soap.... I forgot to put labels on them and forgot which FO I used........

What should we do with them?? :D

You're kidding, right? Want a PM with my address - or would you rather just pull it from your files? :drool:drool I'll be waiting.....

[Mama Bear]

Well, first of all I am having problems typing... lets just say when Tank decides it is time to play, the computer MUST be put away as quickly as humanly possible...

now that he is outside....*sigh* I thought we could do a contest or something to spice up our Friday night.... :D Or maybe we can get some new members with them? Or, ?????? someone come up with something quick before Potty Doctor does a poetry contest, OK :eek: :D

[Michael]

I was thinking more along the lines of, whoever replied first, WINS!! :drool

[Mama Bear]

I was thinking more along the lines of, whoever replied first, WINS!! :drool


Maybe we can do anyone who has less than 73 posts... :D

Should we make it that simple? Who pays the shipping? What if I want poetry... :D

[Queen of Blades]

Poetry! Poetry! :D

[Michael]

Maybe we can do anyone who has less than 73 posts... :D

Should we make it that simple? Who pays the shipping? What if I want poetry... :D

Well, I could sign up with a different name and post once. I'll pay the shipping.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love Mama Bear Soaps
...and Mama Bear too! ;)

Howzzat, Dear?

[Mama Bear]

Well, I could sign up with a different name and post once. I'll pay the shipping.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love Mama Bear Soaps
...and Mama Bear too! ;)

Howzzat, Dear?

send me $4.05 by paypal for mystery soap priority mail shipping :D Then promise me you will never do that again! :D :D

I will ship it out on Monday! Woohooooo!

I will figure out how much it costs to go first class.....

[Mama Bear]

It is $3.17 by first class mail.... I will leave it up to you guys.. first come, first serve.. ;-)

Happy Friday!

[PottyDoctor]

Roses are sometimes pink, sometimes yellow and sometimes red,
I've even seen 'em in shades of black, but you'll never see 'em purple,
Because if I ain't mistaken, it was our friend Barney who said,
Cartoons, movies and shaving creams have reserved the color purple!

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[Mama Bear]

Roses are sometimes pink, sometimes yellow and sometimes red,
I've even seen 'em in shades of black, but you'll never see 'em purple,
Because if I ain't mistaken, it was our friend Barney who said,
Cartoons, movies and shaving creams have reserved the color purple!

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Purple rhymes with purple... lol

OK,. 3 down.... 9 left ;-)

[murchmb]

There once was a man from Nantucket ... Ok, wait a minute. This one would have to go in the DJ forum. I'm sure you can finish it in your head, though. :D

[Mama Bear]

And we have another winner! Woohoooo :rofl :rofl :rofl

He stopped using pucks and he poured it? :D

[berzerkeleyan]

My haiku:

ahem...<clears throat>

Makes creamy lather
Bouquets like whiffs of heaven
Mama Bear Soaps ROCK!

Will that earn me a tub?

[Mama Bear]

yup! :D

Big Huge Bear Hugs! You da Man!::

7 left.....

[murchmb]

And we have another winner! Woohoooo :rofl :rofl :rofl

He stopped using pucks and he poured it? :D

A good ending. My mind is reeling with what might go in between now. I don't think I'll share. :rolleyes:

PayPal sent, BTW :signs001

[berzerkeleyan]

yup! :D

Big Huge Bear Hugs! You da Man!::

7 left.....

Excellent, thank you. $4.05 coming your way.

[Mama Bear]

I am really loving these poems... I should have done this on Valentine's Day... it would have made my day better :D

I am going to send the author of the best poem at the end of the night tonight a free shave cream also!

[murchmb]

I am really loving these poems... I should have done this on Valentine's Day... it would have made my day better :D

I am going to send the author of the best poem at the end of the night tonight a free shave cream also!

Maybe I will have to share the rest of my limerick then!

[Mama Bear]

Maybe I will have to share the rest of my limerick then!

I think I might be the only mod here tonight besides JoAnna ;-)

Put 'er in the dirty jokes section tho, OK? :D ::

[murchmb]

OK. A clean version.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose brush was so bushy he deplored it.
The soap slipped around and always fell on the ground,
so he stopped using pucks and he poured it.

Off to bed for me. The baby and wife are asleep and writing limericks late into the evening won't be a legitimate excuse for sleeping in tomorrow :(

[Mama Bear]

OK. A clean version.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose brush was so bushy he deplored it.
The cakes slipped around and always fell on the ground,
so he stopped using pucks and he poured it.

Off to bed for me. The baby and wife are asleep and writing limericks late into the evening won't be a legitimate excuse for sleeping in tomorrow :(

I promise not to tell your wife... lol

Gnite baby! Sweet dreams!

[PalmettoB]

Sue makes the soap great.
My face, clean as a whistle.
Shave haiku is hard.

Edit: Sue, I like all your soaps, but I like the EOs better than the FOs. I just thought you could use another poem!

[Mama Bear]

Well, Blair, my love, that sucks..... :D

But! You're a Winner! :p

[PalmettoB]

Well, Blair, my love, that sucks..... :D

But! You're a Winner! :p

The haiku sucks, or the fact that I like the EOs better? ;)

Hey, I'm still working on the beau brummel you sent me, so I'll let someone else have a turn! Love ya, Sue!

[Mama Bear]

OK, that's it for tonight! We can pick this up again tomorrow if you guys want to??

Bear Hugs and Gnite!

xoxoxoxox

Sue

[Padron]

Sues soaps are so Great, they're impossible to hate
Tonight no birthday date, and alas now it's late....


Too tired to be creative I guess, maybe another beverage would help? :D

[Mama Bear]

The poem is great..... eh hem..... cough.. cough...

I think we ALL should have another beverage.... ::

It's Neale's Birthday.... raise yer mugs! :D ::

[Mama Bear]

Oh, Neale... I had to do this.... lol

Happy Birthday...!

I used to date a guy named Neal..... He was a lawyer. I always wondered why he cried my name so loud... :D

:whacky084

[Padron]

I always wondered why he cried my name so loud... :D

:whacky084

LOL, Too Funny :D

[Mama Bear]

LOL, Too Funny :D

God's honest truth... that makes it even worse...

Whatcha drinkin' baby, I have sangria that I am toasting you with ::

[Padron]

Thanks Sue, Just a cold beer here..::

[Mama Bear]

Anyone else out there or is just me and Neale... :: :D

[Queen of Blades]

Alice is around I'm sure. :rofl

[Mama Bear]

JoAnna, Go Ask Alice.... :rolleyes:

[Mama Bear]

Chat anyone?

[Padron]

Sorry, must sleep to many ::

Good night ;)

[Mama Bear]

Sweet Dreams... lotsa love forever...and kisses for the baby....

Hugs Neale, Mama loves you

[Bandg]

Mama-Bear makes soap
shaving creams have been added
Try them all, I might

Hope this counts so that I can be added to the list. Ron needs to be our poetry mod on the forum. Bradley:p
Sue, what is the paypal acct name? Is it Holiday...LLc.com? I know it is on my cc statements but forget at the moment.

[Scorpio]

Since I suck at poetry how about if I ask politely, may I please have one of the soaps if there are any left?

Raf

[Smedley]

There once was a man named Smedley
Who had beardy hairs on his headley
With Mama Bear soap
And a razor to cope
His face became smooth as a medley

[Mama Bear]

and there goes the last mystery soap.... :D

[Mama Bear]

What did we decided to do for the person who had the poem that I liked the best... I can't remember...... :o

[Michael]

Depends on who it was, doesn't it? :D

[Michael]

I am really loving these poems... I should have done this on Valentine's Day... it would have made my day better :D

I am going to send the author of the best poem at the end of the night tonight a free shave cream also!

Here ya go, Hon...

[Mama Bear]

There it is! Thank you Michael! :D

[Michael]

Maybe some baath soap too? ;)

[Baron]

I should have submitted my christmas thank you poem!

[Mama Bear]

no kidding! :eek: :D

Do you still have it Baron?

[Baron]

*slightly edited*

'Twas the night before morning, and all through the house
the creatures were stirring, yes, even the mouse,
I was surfing the web in my moments to spare,
Oh the great Shave Den was a stop, here and there.

Reading "New Posts" and refreshing the site,
Oh the addiction... I'll be alright.
I have an HD, and I have some blades too,
I'm happy to throw out, my big can of goo.

I see some posts, discussing the slant,
Do I get a new razor? No reason I can't!
So I order a slant, and a blade sample pack,
The Gillette Mach3? Never going back!

Oh what a place, the people all grand,
And always willing to lend you a hand.
Wait, what's this? Secret Santa you say?
A forum this great, I'm certain to stay!

I could go on with the all the great's there,
But I'd rather not, be pulling my hair,
For doing that, would take all my time,
And then there's the fact that I'd run out of rhyme.

Nancy Boy, Trumper, and Mama Bear
Truefitt and Taylor, everything's there.
Crabtree and Simspon, Omega's quite plush,
But don't forget, you'll need a brush!

I near the end of this story for now,
But the fun just begins, oh and how.
My gift it did come, wrapped up with care,
A cream and a soap, and shampoo for my hair.

A batch of Beau Brummel made just for me,
She wanted all three to be matching you see.
So thanks Mama Bear for the gifts you did send.
The journey begins, although this poem must end.

[Padron]

Very Nice Michael :D , I must have missed your original posting of this.

[Mama Bear]

Well, I like Baron's the best.... but he was a day late and a dollar short... so the winner of the shaving cream is.... Smedley... ::

For the delight of the audience... :D

There once was a man named Smedley
Who had beardy hairs on his headley
With Mama Bear soap
And a razor to cope
His face became smooth as a medley

OK Smedley... choose yer poison........

http://www.bear-haven.com/ShavingCream.html

[Michael]

... so the winner of the shaving cream is.... Smedley...

No sour grapes intended, but you know the only reason he won is because you wouldn't let me post the one I PM'd you! :rofl

[Mama Bear]

No sour grapes intended, but you know the only reason he won is because you wouldn't let me post the one I PM'd you! :rofl

There were very few places I COULD have posted that one Michael.... :D ::

[Baron]

Well, I like Baron's the best.... but he was a day late and a dollar short... so the winner of the shaving cream is.... Smedley... ::

For the delight of the audience... :D

There once was a man named Smedley
Who had beardy hairs on his headley
With Mama Bear soap
And a razor to cope
His face became smooth as a medley

OK Smedley... choose yer poison........

http://www.bear-haven.com/ShavingCream.html

I guess I should have been paying more attention :(

congrats Smedley!

[Mama Bear]

I guess I should have been paying more attention :(

congrats Smedley!

That poem kicked BUTT Baron! I am saving a copy of that one forever... ::

Thank you! :D

[Michael]

There were very few places I COULD have posted that one Michael.... :D ::

Ah, come on - it wasn't THAT bad, Sue...;) Just because it started with "There once was a lad from Nantucket..." :D

[Mama Bear]

Ah, come on - it wasn't THAT bad, Sue...;) Just because it started with "There once was a lad from Nantucket..." :D

and that was the only repeatable part! :D

Should I do an honorable mention... let's take a vote... huh? ::

[PottyDoctor]

Received my "Mystery Soap" today! As soon as I opened the mailbox I tore open that package and screwed the lid off that tub....this scent was no mystery to this old boy....I immediately recognized it was the scent I'd always wanted....."Biscuits & Gravy!" :eek: Memories, memories, memories.....it smelled just like mama used to make!

Of course, I'm only kidding! But, hey, who knows....it might go over, especially down here in east Tennnessee.

The tub is full of a beautiful orange soap [the color of the Tennessee Volunteer's Big Orange Army], oh yeah!!! Better 'n the color is the scent. However, I must truthfully admit that this scent really is a mystery to me. It is an overall light [which I prefer] scent with a sexy, clean, musky smell to it. I think I shall try some on in the next couple of days. I just may be too sexy for my whiskers with this one! :cool: Very interesting!!!

A big thanks to Mama Bear for a great soap. :D

[Padron]

Received my "Mystery Soap" today!

The tub is full of a beautiful orange soap [the color of the Tennessee Volunteer's Big Orange Army], oh yeah!!! Better 'n the color is the scent. However, I must truthfully admit that this scent really is a mystery to me. It is an overall light [which I prefer] scent with a sexy, clean, musky smell to it. I think I shall try some on in the next couple of days. I just may be too sexy for my whiskers with this one! :cool: Very interesting!!!

A big thanks to Mama Bear for a great soap. :D

Thanks Sue!!, I received my Mystery soap today as well, it seems like an orange / tangerine / bay rummish musk, I love it.

Great Scent, and very different from the others I have from you. A Fantastic B-day soap.

Thanks Mama Sue :D ,

Neale

[Michael]

[the color of the Tennessee Volunteer's Big Orange Army], oh yeah!!!

A big thanks to Mama Bear for a great soap. :D

Oh, Lord - a Rocky Top fan! Spare me, please! :D But seriously, I can't ID the soap either, but it smells GREAT and lathers at least as well. BK8, no less. Who says you can't use a Kent with soap?! I'd already shaved today, but that didn't mean I couldn't make some lather!! :p

Thanks, Sue!!

[PottyDoctor]

Oh, Lord - a Rocky Top fan! Spare me, please! :D But seriously, I can't ID the soap either, but it smells GREAT and lathers at least as well. BK8, no less. Who says you can't use a Kent with soap?! I'd already shaved today, but that didn't mean I couldn't make some lather!! :p

Thanks, Sue!!

It's not nice to tease a Rocky Top fan!

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Aint' no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink,
but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that.

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee,
Rocky Top Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee,
Rocky Top Tennessee

Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee,
Rocky Top Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again

Rocky Top you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top Tennessee,
Rocky Top Tennessee

[SSLSTudio...]

Congrats SMedley on the the free cream winnings !

:happy096

[PottyDoctor]

Smedley, congrats on a job well done! Great poetry!

[fuerein]

It's not nice to tease a Rocky Top fan!

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Aint' no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink,
but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that.
...

I remember that song... My parents made me go to a Catholic middle school, the music teacher had us sing that song for some parents night or something. Only thing was they wouldn't let us sing the entire song, something about being afraid of endorsing moonshine and all. :D

[Smedley]

Sweet potato pie, I won??

I'd like to thank the Academy...wait, wrong group of folks...I'd like to thank everyone for the felicitations...

Mama Bear, I will go for the Attar of Roses, since I was drooling since I first read its description. PM me with whatever shipping costs are involved on top of the mystery soap... ::

[Mama Bear]

I packed up the Sandalwood Vanilla for you and was going to ship tomorrow...
I will switch them out.

You don't have to pay any more shipping.... congratulations! ::

Thank you all! :love029

[Smedley]

I packed up the Sandalwood Vanilla for you and was going to ship tomorrow...
I will switch them out.

You don't have to pay any more shipping.... congratulations! ::

Thank you all! :love029

Thanks so much.

I guess I should read more than the "What did you use today?" forum, eh? :ashamed001

[Wecktwonicwhizzer]

In the night I dream
Of Springs sweet fleeting blossoms
It's Mama Bears Soaps