High quality intelligence

[Flanny]

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

[IsaacRN]

Ohhh...figures

[Sejanus]

:rofl

[Queen of Blades]

My question is; How come the rocket scientist brains are cheaper than the regular scientist brains? :confused:

[mastermute]

My question is; How come the rocket scientist brains are cheaper than the regular scientist brains? :confused:

I guess it's an abundance of rocket scientist brains due to the messing around with nitroglycerine :p Which would generally mean they are 2nd grade according to Darwin :D Hence the cheapness! 8)