Question

[CatMan]

Good morning gentlemen!
I noticed that some of you have a reference to something called "HAVOC" in their signatures. I can't figure out what this is about. Don't let me die stupid! Would somebody please enlighten me? :confused:

[IsaacRN]

Havoc is an organization founded on the principles that Aqua Velva is the Cat's Meow.

[Lyrt]

Help Aqua Velva Overcome Council

Anti-Velva Citizen League

[IsaacRN]

The Battle LInes have been Drawn.......which side you stand on

[qhsdoitall]

Good morning gentlemen!
I noticed that some of you have a reference to something called "HAVOC" in their signatures. I can't figure out what this is about. Don't let me die stupid! Would somebody please enlighten me? :confused:

It's part of a friendly battle between the Aqua Velva and non-Aqua Velva fans on the forum. We declare ourselves as AVCL = con or HAVOC = pro. Nothing means you haven't been caught up in the banter, don't give a rat's patootie either way or you've gone Swiss.

[Sejanus]

It's part of a friendly battle between the Aqua Velva and non-Aqua Velva fans on the forum. We declare ourselves as AVCL = con or HAVOC = pro. Nothing means you haven't been caught up in the banter, don't give a rat's patootie either way or you've gone Swiss.

Then there are some of us (RE: Me only so far) who see another side, that it isn't so black and white as HAVOC and AVCL. I chose an enlightened path... :angelic007

(In other words, I got involved but support both sides of the coin :D)

[Lyrt]

I’m Zen like you, Sejanus, and I try to remain as Swiss as can be.

[qhsdoitall]

Then there are some of us (RE: Me only so far) who see another side, that it isn't so black and white as HAVOC and AVCL. I chose an enlightened path... :angelic007

(In other words, I got involved but support both sides of the coin :D)

In other words, you bread your butter on both side. Weasel! :D :rofl

No problem, I can respect that. ::

[CatMan]

Thank you very much for letting me take a peak into the inner secrets of this forum! :D Quite funny actually!

I barely knew that Aqua Velva existed, although I noticed it at Wal-mart eventually and thought it just can't be any good for this next to nothing price, until I read some of the discussions about it among wet shavers. So, I became curious and got a bottle of regular and one of type "Musk". Starting with the musk, I didn't care much for it, but found it barely acceptable. My wife said it stinks. That was the end of that one. No refill! Now the regular (blue) juice is a quite different story. My wife likes the scent, kind of, I find it, let's say slightly on the pleasant side of neutral. But I must admit, the effect on my skin after a rough shave is amazing! I would have never expected this, considering the price. So, for me it's a keeper. Whenever my alum bar tells me that my shave wasn't quite optimal, I can fix the damage with AV blue. Do I want to use it on a regular, daily basis? I don't think so. I know of better scents than this one. Now, where does this put me in the AV war? One foot exactly on the battle line, and the other slightly towards the pro side, maybe? We should found a third camp for the "In-Betweeners".:D

Thanks again for the info. Now I can enjoy these discussions even more! :rolleyes:

[CatMan]

I’m Zen like you, Sejanus, and I try to remain as Swiss as can be.

Swiss as in "Pitralon"? :confused:

[Lyrt]

Swiss as in “we remain neutral, we don’t care if our neighbouring states are at war or are trying to build a European union.”

[Sejanus]

In other words, you bread your butter on both side. Weasel! :D :rofl

No problem, I can respect that. ::

Hey, butter is darn tasty! Wouldn't you want more if you could get it? :rofl

I’m Zen like you, Sejanus

You either read my mind, or can read what my avatar says... :D

[qhsdoitall]

[quote=Sejanus;38316]Hey, butter is darn tasty! Wouldn't you want more if you could get it? :rofl /quote]

Yup, Right on to some salted butter and sugar corn on the cob, steamed lobster dipped in it, spread on some fresh baked garlic bread and dolloped onto a nice baked Russet potato. :drool

[Sejanus]

Yup, Right on to some salted butter and sugar corn on the cob, steamed lobster dipped in it, spread on some fresh baked garlic bread and dolloped onto a nice baked Russet potato. :drool

Oh my....umm.. I'll be in the kitchen if anyone needs me... :drool:drool

[CatMan]

Swiss as in “we remain neutral, we don’t care if our neighbouring states are at war or are trying to build a European union.”

Got it. Thanks!

[rick]

Help Aqua Velva Overcome Council

Anti-Velva Citizen League

HAVOC did indeed start as stated above until the filthy, unwashed heathens countered with the AVCL.
At that point, the founding members decided to rework the constitution and rename.
Thus the

Help Aqua Velva OBLITERATE Council

is now fighting the good fight. Helping the lost and providing hope for our future.

[CatMan]

Does a statistic exist regarding numbers of members and/or supporters of each party? :D

[rick]

Does a statistic exist regarding numbers of members and/or supporters of each party? :D
NO.
There are only WINNER$ (HAVOC) and
Losers (AVCL / everybody else) !!



;)

[msandoval858]

For the beneifit of those of you that have questions regarding this subject, I am here to provide answers. Allow me to break this down so those of you who are still in question can fully understand:

Aqua Velva Sucks.

Thank you.

:taunt002

[CatMan]

:rofl:rofl You guys are fantastic!!! :rofl:rofl

[qhsdoitall]

:rofl:rofl You guys are fantastic!!! :rofl:rofl

Thank you very much and some of us did it without resorting to using ego in a bottle a.k.a. Aqua Velva. ;)

[PalmettoB]

I like it, but it's not my best AS, so I am not a partisan.

(Now, if anybody ever starts an Anti-Floid league, I will be on them like white on rice!!)

[rick]

For the beneifit of those of you that have questions regarding this subject, I am here to provide answers. Allow me to break this down so those of you who are still in question can fully understand:

Aqua Velva Sucks.

Thank you.

:taunt002

Subtle.....
like a sledgeHammer :taunt005



:signs094

.....barbarian.

[Baloosh]

HAVOC did indeed start as stated above until the filthy, unwashed heathens countered with the AVCL.
At that point, the founding members decided to rework the constitution and rename.
Thus the

Help Aqua Velva OBLITERATE Council

is now fighting the good fight. Helping the lost and providing hope for our future.

SIR YES SIR. I AWAIT YOUR ORDERS FOR DEPLOYMENT. ::kar

WILL ELIMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. :transport024

ALL AVCL PERSONNEL WILL BE :char039

SIR YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!

[rick]

I have biz on Capitol Hill later today ;)
Will conduct debriefing later.
Carry on.

[Scorpio]

CatMan,

As the founder of the AVCL I just wanted to mention briefly that our mission statement is to help bring information to the community about the tragedy of Velva. It is indeed sad how this substance often compared to battery acid eats at the brain cells of the user giving him false sense of confidence in that he smells good. When in fact he is the smelly guy every one at the office party talks about. Senseless. Users are overcome by the fumes when driving a vehicle often losing control of the vehicle. But enough of the negative aspects, the positive aspects of Velva are...well, there are none. So you see be careful when you chose your AS in the morning. :D

Raf

[qhsdoitall]

Cocktail: Aqua Velva

It looks like Aqua Velva and is just as strong! Its minty fresh and definitely NOT a morning beverage. This cocktail is best served on the rocks.
Be sure when making an infusion with any liquor that you try to find the freshest, pesticide-free ingredients to ensure a delicious flavor in your beverage.

You'll need:
A spring of fresh organic mint
2 cups high quality vodka
1/4 oz of Blue Curacao


Place enough mint in the bottom of a mortar and pestle and grind with a tablespoon of vodka until it's a green pulp. Put the mint paste into a mason jar with vodka and refrigerate overnight, or over several days until the vodka is a greenish color. The longer yoou keep the mint in, the stronger the mint flavor will be. Filter out the leaves with a cheesecloth or tea strainer and keep the vodka refrigerated.
Serve several ounces of the green vodka with a splash of Blue Curacao over ice. Add soda water if desired. garnish with a nice sprig of fersh mint or an orange slice to compliment to Blue Curacao.

[Queen of Blades]

the positive aspects of Velva are...well, there are none.
Raf

I beg to differ. The Queen(me) likes the AV. So that is a positive aspect. :p

[Sejanus]

I beg to differ. The Queen(me) likes the AV. So that is a positive aspect. :p

I am sure some would say that is actually a negative... :D

I think it is.. neutral myself :rofl

[Queen of Blades]

I am sure some would say that is actually a negative... :D

I think it is.. neutral myself :rofl

Well, you're either with me or against me.


NOT LIKE THAT!!!!:rolleyes:

[qhsdoitall]

Well, you're either with me or against me.


NOT LIKE THAT!!!!:rolleyes:

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky108.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Sejanus]

Well, you're either with me or against me.


NOT LIKE THAT!!!!:rolleyes:

I stand by my previous comments!

[gugi]

hmm, i've noticed the war of the worlds, but until now i was in the shaddows.
now, i shall seek the force, learn its ways and find out which the dark side is....

from what you are saying there should be one somewhere near me. i gather blue is the color of choice and if i die trying, let it be known that it was for the good cause of discerning good from evil.

To avoid uneducated political confrontation I will seek AV at my local gas-station. According to HAVOC it is so good that any establishment of the said kind should have it. And according to AVCL it also could be pumped at the same locale for 3.09/gallon.

So after my next trip to the aforementioned locale I would have obtained this mysterious substance and establish my position on the subject.

[bearbeard]

hmm, i've noticed the war of the worlds, but until now i was in the shaddows.
now, i shall seek the force, learn its ways and find out which the dark side is....

from what you are saying there should be one somewhere near me. i gather blue is the color of choice and if i die trying, let it be known that it was for the good cause of discerning good from evil.

To avoid uneducated political confrontation I will seek AV at my local gas-station. According to HAVOC it is so good that any establishment of the said kind should have it. And according to AVCL it also could be pumped at the same locale for 3.09/gallon.

So after my next trip to the aforementioned locale I would have obtained this mysterious substance and establish my position on the subject.


Save yourself the trip and just splash some blue toilet water on your face after your shave.....yep you guessed right AV!!

Wife can't stand the smell of AV.......Game, set, match!!!!

[Baloosh]

Save yourself the trip and just splash some blue toilet water on your face after your shave.....yep you guessed right AV!!

Wife can't stand the smell of AV.......Game, set, match!!!!

That is the only acceptable reason to why one does not love the Velva.

Any other reason means you are lacking in basic mental acuity and cognitive reasoning ability.

"It feels better with an Aqua Velva man."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rsbl82XDrk