Issy's Shave Soap [Archive]

IsaacRN

08-11-2007, 12:35 AM

Well.......I thought i would tell you all something funny that happened to me.

I bought a couple of bars of Issy's Tropical Fruit soap. It smells wonderful, something like candy. I kept putting my nose to it thinking.....so sweet. So i decided i would taste it........and BAM i was shocked back to reality that it was Soap. I dont know why i stuck my tongue out and tasted it....but...damn the bitter taste in my mouth was a shock...and made me think i was a moron.

Well......as they say.......FLAME ON!!

Queen of Blades

08-11-2007, 01:33 AM

:rofl:rofl

Men are FUNNY!!!!

Bob (bearbeard) will be along eventually to wallow in the muck of morondom with you soon. He licked a stick of deodorant.

And there have been others, too. :rofl

PalmettoB

08-11-2007, 02:02 AM

Oh, well...if you lived down here, that would have been proceeded by, "Hey y'all, watch this!!" Then all your buddies could have laughed their a$$es off at you. Oh, wait.... :rofl:rofl

TraderJoe

08-11-2007, 03:19 AM

The tropical soap is really good. Smells like Baskin Robbins Rainbow Sherbert :drool:drool:drool

IsaacRN

08-11-2007, 08:31 AM

yeah....i mean its intoxicating.....i just figured...haha

BTW..i was tired when i posted this...its not shave soap...but rather regular soap.

Mottern Man

08-11-2007, 09:41 AM

yeah....i mean its intoxicating.....i just figured...haha

BTW..i was tired when i posted this...its not shave soap...but rather regular soap.

Intresting, I thought you shaved with it, I was going to ask how it went.

Scorpio

08-11-2007, 12:47 PM

Well at least you didn't drink Velva!!!!!:D

First Bob and now Isaac...you guys are too much:rofl:rofl

Raf

Slick & Smooth

08-11-2007, 03:26 PM

Well at least you didn't drink Velva!!!!!:D
According to this lovely wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_Velva some American sailors actually drank AV with some juice just because it has such high amounts of alcohol. I cannot even begin to understand the depths of madness that would be necessary to think that something that is made to be used on your face is drinkable.
And I suppose I can join the halls of the less fortunate to taste shave creme albeit not entirely my fault. One of my friends thought it would be funny to put some nice thick lather on top of my sorbet instead of whipped cream. And I have this really bad habit of just acting like a hoover and suck up all the cream on top of a sorbet so within 1 and a half second I downed a small mountain of lather. Needless to say my friend was speechless and I wasn't amused. :o

Queen of Blades

08-11-2007, 03:35 PM

And I suppose I can join the halls of the less fortunate to taste shave creme albeit not entirely my fault. One of my friends thought it would be funny to put some nice thick lather on top of my sorbet instead of whipped cream. And I have this really bad habit of just acting like a hoover and suck up all the cream on top of a sorbet so within 1 and a half second I downed a small mountain of lather. Needless to say my friend was speechless and I wasn't amused. :o

Sounds like your friend probably used canned shaving cream. Have you tasted any of your high quality shaving creams? For comparison purposes of course! :D

Mottern Man

08-11-2007, 03:41 PM

Do Whipits count?

Queen of Blades

08-11-2007, 03:49 PM

Do Whipits count?

Whatza whipit?

Mottern Man

08-11-2007, 03:52 PM

Whatza whipit?

A dog, duh!

No, It is someting you can do with a can of whip cream.

Issy

08-11-2007, 04:51 PM

Intresting, I thought you shaved with it, I was going to ask how it went.
Never fear...I am working on a shaving soap recipe...if it comes out as I think it will the lather n slick should be twice that of my soap.

Issy

Issy

08-11-2007, 05:01 PM

I live "down here" Im in NC but I dont brag bout licking soap..lol

Issy

Queen of Blades

08-11-2007, 05:18 PM

Glad to see you posting, Issy!! :signs021

Can't wait to try your shaving soap!

Issy

08-11-2007, 05:28 PM

I live "down here" Im in NC but I dont brag bout licking soap..lol

Issy
Didnt mean that in a bad way...I make a goat milk n honey that has to be hid from children because they will taste it in a heartbeat and in the "early days" licking soap was a sure fire Ph tester.

Issy

PalmettoB

08-11-2007, 06:46 PM

I live "down here" Im in NC but I dont brag bout licking soap..lol

Issy

But you know there are those who've done that (and MUCH worse) and lived to tell the tale. I mean, insert your own "you might be a redneck if..." joke here. :D

BTW, welcome aboard, Issy!!

IsaacRN

08-12-2007, 12:01 AM

So i have to know......Is Issy related to MB....or what..i never understood the connection.

Issy

08-12-2007, 12:07 AM

Glad to see you posting, Issy!! :signs021

Can't wait to try your shaving soap!
Queen, we may have to get together for a shower n shave..lol

IsaacRN

08-12-2007, 12:11 AM

Queen, we may have to get together for a shower n shave..lol

How much to view that :)

Queen of Blades

08-12-2007, 12:17 AM

Uhhh....hold on a sec guys.

No! There will be no shower n shave get together, and there will be nothing to view. :rolleyes:

:rofl

Mottern Man

08-12-2007, 01:42 AM

Uhhh....hold on a sec guys.

No! There will be no shower n shave get together, and there will be nothing to view. :rolleyes:

:rofl

I get fiddy dollas to make you holla.

Queen of Blades

08-12-2007, 01:50 AM

I get fiddy dollas to make you holla.

Thanks, Tone Loc! :rolleyes:

Issy

08-12-2007, 02:44 AM

Uhhh....hold on a sec guys.

No! There will be no shower n shave get together, and there will be nothing to view. :rolleyes:

:rofl
Never say never....cost me 2 wives but I was just playing Queen

Queen of Blades

08-12-2007, 04:05 AM

Never say never....cost me 2 wives but I was just playing Queen

You were playing Queen?? :confused:

or

Did you mean to put a comma in that sentence? :rolleyes:

Sorry. I try not to nitpick over grammar too much, but I'm not real sure how to take that sentence you wrote. :o

Either way.....

If you were playing Queen; whatever makes you happy. :D

If you were telling me you were just playing around with the shower n shave get together talk; that's ok, I'm more than use to the guys messin' with me around here. And I give as good as I get. ;)

Now, then.

Give me soap! :p I love soap! :drool :drool

Issy

08-12-2007, 03:12 PM

You were playing Queen?? :confused:

or

Did you mean to put a comma in that sentence? :rolleyes:

Sorry. I try not to nitpick over grammar too much, but I'm not real sure how to take that sentence you wrote. :o

Either way.....

If you were playing Queen; whatever makes you happy. :D

If you were telling me you were just playing around with the shower n shave get together talk; that's ok, I'm more than use to the guys messin' with me around here. And I give as good as I get. ;)

Now, then.

Give me soap! :p I love soap! :drool :drool
A coma, for sure

Issy

Queen of Blades

08-12-2007, 03:36 PM

A coma, for sure

Issy

I figured. :D

Mottern Man

08-12-2007, 11:36 PM

And I give as good as I get. ;)

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

IsaacRN

08-12-2007, 11:40 PM

hahah.......thats taking the sound bite out of context :P

Mottern Man

08-12-2007, 11:41 PM

hahah.......thats taking the sound bite out of context :P

I like to think of it as an art.

IsaacRN

08-12-2007, 11:48 PM

You truly would be a good war propaganda czar

Queen of Blades

08-13-2007, 12:01 AM

hahah.......thats taking the sound bite out of context :P

Yes, but it was planned that way. ;)

I was just waiting for Will........

Mottern Man

08-13-2007, 12:06 AM

You truly would be a good war propaganda czar

I don't have the face for it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Benito_Mussolini_1.jpg

Mama Bear

08-16-2007, 12:59 AM

:rofl:rofl

And there have been others, too. :rofl

Um, the alum was just a test.... just a test... really :o

IsaacRN

08-16-2007, 01:05 AM

Dont even tell me you tasted the Alum.

When it hits the lips....it makes me pucker...why would you taste that.

Mama Bear

08-16-2007, 01:29 AM

Dont even tell me you tasted the Alum.

When it hits the lips....it makes me pucker...why would you taste that.

There was a guy on T0P that swore it tasted good,...... I had a bunch on order.. and I had to find out for mysef....

Jo never let me live that down.. and it tasted like, er, um... yuck!... :D;)

So how do you know anyway.... :rofl

Mottern Man

08-16-2007, 01:30 AM

There was a guy on T0P that swore it tasted good,...... I had a bunch on order.. and I had to find out for mysef....

Jo never let me live that down.. and it tasted like, er, um... yuck!... :D;)

So how do you know anyway.... :rofl

Get a little too close on your upper lip and you will find out.