View Full Version : A Co-Operative Novel: 3 Words at a Time
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 09:51 PM
We are having a ball with this over at SRP and I thought it would work really well here... here is the deal... we are all going to write a story together... 3 words at a time only.. try and keep this from going south too fast but have fun!
I will start with the title...
In the Nick of Time.... this is the same title we are using at SRP and I want to see where we can go with this....
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced
Baloosh
07-23-2007, 10:01 PM
around the corner
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 10:02 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair
bearbeard
07-23-2007, 10:21 PM
glanced with him
Jimbo
07-23-2007, 10:31 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was.
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 10:32 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for
Jimbo
07-23-2007, 10:35 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 10:40 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest
Jimbo
07-23-2007, 11:08 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and
Queen of Blades
07-23-2007, 11:10 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 11:14 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen
Jimbo
07-23-2007, 11:14 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of
Queen of Blades
07-23-2007, 11:16 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo).
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 11:18 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however
Queen of Blades
07-23-2007, 11:21 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 11:22 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger
Reformation Student
07-23-2007, 11:24 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger
(the whole badger)
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 11:27 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight
Queen of Blades
07-23-2007, 11:38 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of
Mama Bear
07-23-2007, 11:42 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the
Straight Arrow
07-23-2007, 11:56 PM
n the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 01:52 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right
PalmettoB
07-24-2007, 02:01 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right
behind him with
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 02:04 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Queen of Blades
07-24-2007, 04:20 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily, for John monkeys liked him
Jimbo
07-24-2007, 05:04 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much)
Straight Arrow
07-24-2007, 07:47 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped
Baloosh
07-24-2007, 08:54 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped
around with glee
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much).
The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to
Queen of Blades
07-24-2007, 09:18 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger
herzi
07-24-2007, 09:21 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky
moviemaniac
07-24-2007, 10:28 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 12:56 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell
madmedic
07-24-2007, 01:02 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell
To the ground
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 01:04 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into
herzi
07-24-2007, 01:11 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 01:13 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing
PalmettoB
07-24-2007, 01:16 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing
with an eerie
Scorpio
07-24-2007, 10:25 PM
with an eerie
sinister luster that
Raf
Queen of Blades
07-24-2007, 10:31 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing
with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to
Mottern Man
07-24-2007, 10:45 PM
the core of
Queen of Blades
07-24-2007, 10:49 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing
with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and
Scorpio
07-24-2007, 10:52 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing
with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and
suddenly without warning
Queen of Blades
07-24-2007, 11:03 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 11:05 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high
Jimbo
07-24-2007, 11:18 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out
Mama Bear
07-24-2007, 11:21 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a
Scorpio
07-24-2007, 11:35 PM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a
large barber's pole
ltlsuz
07-25-2007, 12:14 AM
Originally Posted by Mama Bear
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 12:22 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped
PalmettoB
07-25-2007, 12:45 AM
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber
In the Nick of Time by Everyone at The Shave Den....
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost
The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost
....this has GOT to be the longest run-on sentence in the history of run-on sentences :eek:
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked.
Queen of Blades
07-25-2007, 04:47 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair
herzi
07-25-2007, 04:55 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately
Queen of Blades
07-25-2007, 05:04 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he
herzi
07-25-2007, 05:34 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually.
Queen of Blades
07-25-2007, 05:53 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in
herzi
07-25-2007, 05:58 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky
Jimbo
07-25-2007, 06:22 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 06:44 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 06:47 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she
Straight Arrow
07-25-2007, 08:41 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she
was that tall,
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of majic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stilleto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber Duck that almost......almost........almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelieveable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she
was that tall....................was the BADGER !!!! :scared011
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger,reincarnated as a
msandoval858
07-25-2007, 11:06 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger,reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD,"
herzi
07-25-2007, 01:21 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED"
msandoval858
07-25-2007, 02:02 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 02:29 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand
Bronco
07-25-2007, 02:38 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 02:39 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating
bearbeard
07-25-2007, 02:57 PM
hip dislocating type
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 02:59 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind
Straight Arrow
07-25-2007, 03:32 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar
bearbeard
07-25-2007, 05:16 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 05:21 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard
bearbeard
07-25-2007, 05:44 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children
msandoval858
07-25-2007, 06:09 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors
Scorpio
07-25-2007, 07:11 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors
,offer them "Jesus Juice".
PalmettoB
07-25-2007, 07:11 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which made them
Scorpio
07-25-2007, 07:13 PM
ok so what happens when two people post at the same time????
Raf
PalmettoB
07-25-2007, 07:14 PM
ok so what happens when two people post at the same time????
Raf
they edit quickly, like I just did... :D
Scorpio
07-25-2007, 07:16 PM
cool! thanks bro!!
Raf
PalmettoB
07-25-2007, 07:20 PM
cool! thanks bro!!
Raf
;) Faster than the average pen! (or keyboard...)
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 07:46 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them
ltlsuz
07-25-2007, 08:12 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them
sing and dance
sysiphus
07-25-2007, 08:24 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them
sing and dance an Irish jig
Mama Bear
07-25-2007, 08:26 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them
sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on
bearbeard
07-25-2007, 09:35 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeeked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them
sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant pilates balls.
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
"Now don't you
Queen of Blades
07-26-2007, 12:22 AM
JP, you missed Jim's part of the story. "Meanwhile the stagemanager....."
Mama Bear
07-26-2007, 03:15 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local
PalmettoB
07-26-2007, 03:33 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his
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herzi
07-26-2007, 10:48 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch
msandoval858
07-26-2007, 05:50 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like
Queen of Blades
07-26-2007, 05:57 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. Just
bearbeard
07-26-2007, 06:52 PM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!"
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly,
ltlsuz
07-26-2007, 08:19 PM
"that wild boar
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly, "fuzzy asparagus means
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly,"that wild boar fuzzy asparagus", just means I
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly,"that wild boar fuzzy asparagus", just means I'm developing shaving brushes
PalmettoB
07-29-2007, 01:11 AM
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly,"that wild boar fuzzy asparagus", just means I'm developing shaving brushes that look like
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into very little marbles that were glowing with an eerie sinister luster that chilled John to the core of his being, and suddenly without warning a woman with 4" stiletto high heels stepped out from behind a large barber's pole and screamed really loudly, then tripped over a rubber duck that almost...almost...almost squeaked. The woman's hair got white immediately. John rushed to help.
What he found was quite remarkable. Unbelievable, actually. There, right in the cloudy sky, just where the top of the woman's head should've been if she was that tall.....was the badger, reincarnated as a Michael Jackson impersonator.
"Because I'm BAD, I'm in BED" screamed the badger, while raising a white gloved hand, he smiled and did a gyrating hip dislocating type pump and grind.
A wild boar laughed with amusement while the wizard, wary of children wielding straight razors, offered them "Jesus-juice" which could make them sing and dance an Irish jig while balanced on giant Pilate's balls.
Meanwhile the stagemanager from the local opera house ran to get his handkerchief out of the asparagus patch that smelled like Aqua Velva. "Just hold on there!" he said sternly,"that wild boar fuzzy asparagus", just means I'm developing shaving brushes that look like Don King. Pending
John suddenly glanced around the corner and his hair glanced with him. There it was. Coming straight for his well - coiffed head, the biggest, largest, most vicious and meanest looking monkey he'd ever seen (this side of Godzilla in Tokyo). This monkey however was wielding a large silvertip badger, the whole badger, and a straight-laced minister of magic from the edge of nowhere was following right behind him with his wand raised.
Luckily for John, monkeys liked him (perhaps too much). The monkey jumped around with glee and proceeded to throw the badger up the sky until it suddenly stiffened and fell to the ground and exploded into ver