TomH
06-20-2007, 02:12 AM
Smack
In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a
spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the
tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
that French twat again".
In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a
spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the
tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
that French twat again".