The Chauffeur !!!

[TomH]

The Chauffeur

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the

driver, "Why don't you let me drive for ones."

The driver thinks to him self, "Well I can't say no to this guy, he's

the pope." So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was

having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while

the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "slow down a bit, you

might get pulled over."

The Pope says, "ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the Pope." So he rolls

up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he

gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and the Pope rolls down the

tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can

you hold on a minute."

The Pope says, "sure"

The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says,

"guys I just pulled over some one really important."

They ask who, "The President?."

"No more important."

"The president of another country."

"No more important."

"An ambassador."

"No even more important."

"Well who is it."

"I don't know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."

[moviemaniac]

didn't see that punchline coming :rofl