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TraderJoe
06-18-2007, 12:31 PM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace:

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
have never finished."

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So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a
bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Mottern Man
06-18-2007, 12:37 PM
For once Dr. Phildo got it right!