teenagefrank
05-31-2007, 07:57 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a Diner operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he went in sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning and after you trim all the blubber away theirs hardly anything left that's fit to eat.":eek: :eek: :eek:
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning and after you trim all the blubber away theirs hardly anything left that's fit to eat.":eek: :eek: :eek: