Capt America
05-30-2007, 06:49 PM
There's nothing dirty here, even though it's about a prostitute.
So, this Irish girl moves away from home and her parents don't hear from her for over 2 years. One day she comes back and her father greets her at the door. She tells her father "Hello dad... It's nice to see you. I'm afraid that you won't be very glad to hear what I've been up to. You see, after I moved away I became a prostitute" The dad becomes enraged "WHAT?! How could you do this? You've disgraced our family name! I can't believe you would do that!"
"I know, I know" the daughter replies, "I knew you'd be upset. I just wanted to come back to give my younger brother this nice new Mercedes Benz". The dad gets a questioning look on his face, the daughter continues "And I've known you've always wanted a larger house, so if you'll accept it, I've bought a nice, new 2 story house for you and the family." The father now is really wondering what is going on. He says, "What did you say you've been doing since you moved out?" The daughter replies "Dad, I've been a prostitute"
"OHHHHH! I thought you said you were a protestant!" :rofl
So, this Irish girl moves away from home and her parents don't hear from her for over 2 years. One day she comes back and her father greets her at the door. She tells her father "Hello dad... It's nice to see you. I'm afraid that you won't be very glad to hear what I've been up to. You see, after I moved away I became a prostitute" The dad becomes enraged "WHAT?! How could you do this? You've disgraced our family name! I can't believe you would do that!"
"I know, I know" the daughter replies, "I knew you'd be upset. I just wanted to come back to give my younger brother this nice new Mercedes Benz". The dad gets a questioning look on his face, the daughter continues "And I've known you've always wanted a larger house, so if you'll accept it, I've bought a nice, new 2 story house for you and the family." The father now is really wondering what is going on. He says, "What did you say you've been doing since you moved out?" The daughter replies "Dad, I've been a prostitute"
"OHHHHH! I thought you said you were a protestant!" :rofl