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teenagefrank
05-17-2007, 07:00 PM
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident
that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the
rest of the U. S. Government.

However, what you may not have realized is that in the month of
March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush,
Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza
Rice and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.:eek: :eek: :eek:

qhsdoitall
05-18-2007, 02:07 PM
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident
that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the
rest of the U. S. Government.

However, what you may not have realized is that in the month of
March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush,
Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza
Rice and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.:eek: :eek: :eek:

:rofl:rofl:rofl Who thinks this stuff up?

Tony Shlongini
05-18-2007, 06:44 PM
However, what you may not have realized is that in the month of
March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush,
Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza
Rice and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.:eek: :eek: :eek:

Birthdays:
George W. Bush- July 6. 1946
Dick Cheney- January 30, 1941
Donal Rumsfeld- July 9, 1932
Bill O'Reilly- September 10, 1949
Rush Limbaugh- January 12, 1951
Condoleeza Rice- November 14, 1954
Dan Quayle- February 4, 1947

Not even close. Additionally, nine months after the event would have been April, 1948.

Interestingly, former vice president and current political pundit, global warming scaremonger, and all around doofus Al Gore was born March 31, 1948.

Hillary Clinton was born October 26, 1947. Perhaps she was born 23 weeks premature.

Mottern Man
05-18-2007, 06:50 PM
Tony,

No democrats allowed, sorry you cant be here if you are going to talk about our fine Republicans like Senator Clinton that way. :rofl :rofl :rofl