the Monastary

[teenagefrank]

This man is driving into the Mountains out west, his tank low on gas and it begins to snow. Blizzard conditions now,his car stalls out and soon his car his covered in snow. three days later, almost dead a monk pulls him out of the car and gives him some brandy, suddenly a group of monks take him high up a mountain to a monastary. When he comesto three days later, he wakes up starving for food. A monk come in and tells him that their food is very meager and gives him some fish and chips and leaves. He cannot believe how good the food is, tasty fish morsals and the chips, like nothing he has ever eatin before. He thinks if only he can get the recipe, he can start a franchise and become a billionaire! He goes into the kitchen and asks one of the monks
" can I have the recipe for the food, the fish was excellent and the chips were the best I have ever eatin" The monk says" Im just the Fish friar, you need to talk to the Chipmonk.":( :(

[PalmettoB]

Punny...very punny! :rofl