Michael
05-06-2007, 10:33 AM
Morris, an 82 year-old man, was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art. It's the best!"
"Really," answered the neighbor "What kind is it?"
"About 12:30."
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman struck up a conversation:
"Are you a stranger here?"
"Well, I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"I was in prison."
"Why were you in prison?"
"I killed my wife."
"Oh, so you're single!"
"Really," answered the neighbor "What kind is it?"
"About 12:30."
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman struck up a conversation:
"Are you a stranger here?"
"Well, I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"I was in prison."
"Why were you in prison?"
"I killed my wife."
"Oh, so you're single!"