teenagefrank
04-22-2007, 04:02 PM
Little Johnny is in class when the teacher asks the question "if four birds are on a branch and one gets shot off how many birds are left?" Little Johnny says none, the blast will have scared off the reamining birds. The teacher says wrong three birds are left , but I like how you think. Little Johnny says I have one for you Ms teacher " If three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream in a cone, and one licks all the ice cream off and another bites and chews all the ice cream and last one bites a hole at the botom of the cone and sucks all the ice cream out , which one is married? The teacher says it must be the last one who bit the cone. Little johnny says your wrong the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like how you think!:eek: